| | I wish a had a pair of tearaway pants. I'd put Stevie Wonder's "As" on the stereo, crank the living shit out of it and jump up on the kitchen counter and groove... then at 4:22 into the song I'd rip the pants off, probably scream like James Brown and then pop a bottle of champers and throw it everywhere. Of course there'd have to be a room full of people while I'm doing this otherwise it's just a fucking waste. Cannons firing glitter would be great too. Oh.. and I need a hype man too to shout "WHAT!? YEEEEAAAHHHH!"
Ughhh, this is fuggin' BALLS. Being in a good mood is shitty for business... if your business is writing twatty, irritable blog entries that barely anyone reads anymore.
Oh ok, here's a pissy note - yesterday was Mother's Day and I had to work at the restaurant. My reservation sheet was completely full - party of 10, party of 18, party of 12...etc. On top of this, the phone is ringing off the hook and on the other line (invariably) is some shitty bitch who completely forgot to book a table at a legitimate, nice brunch spot. So I'm having to explain in mock-politeness to some dullard that NO, I do not have room for a party of 11 people coming in half an hour. So sorry about that... well no I do not know about the wait at any other restaurants in the area because frankly I work HERE and you can go render yourself infertile.
Had I not been in a really good mood I probably would have grabbed a menu and slapped someone in the face with it. Then I would have been restrained, and promptly fired...and banned from the establishment.
But reeeeally, who the FUCK takes their mother out to a burger joint on Mother's Day?! "Here ya go ma, have some beer battered onion rings served on a spike with a side of ranch. I sure do love you." That said... I think we have the best onion rings in the world. I'd be happy to duke it out. Any dissenters?
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| | Posted 5/14/2007 12:40 PM - 24 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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