| | This entry was written on the back of a Grunts To-Go order form.
1. I haven't had comments in two entries. But people are still reading this cack because one of my friends made a reference to my last entry last night. So I'm not mad, just...(sigh)disappointed with you guys. Heh. Seriously, I might give up soon. I've been thinking about shutting this down and moving to a different - more grownup- blog. Dunno, I'm lazy it may not happen.
2. I like driving through the ghetto these days because every single dude I pass is wearing the most awesome hoodie ever. All the oversize ones that covered with bright, happy print...so cool! I guess it makes me happy because it makes all the westside thugs seem a bit more pleasant.
3. Alpana Singh was in the restaurant the other day to do a wine tasting with the servers. I wish I was cool and could tell people I was a sommelier instead of a secretary/hostess.
4. It's not kind to make fun of the mentally ill but it is funny, you must admit. Well for some it is, myself included. You see working as a hostess can be very dull indeed when we're not busy. Luckily the restaurant is situated very near to a "Care in the Community" house on Clark Street or "Nuts on Clark" as we affectionately call it. They always find their way into the restaurant, invariably do something questionable...asked politely to leave by one of the managers. They all have their nicknames too. My favourite is Knee Brace Lady. She always wears a turquoise and purple jogging suit, has scary acryllic nails, no less than 3 knee braces and one crutch, frizzy dyed magenta hair. Comes hobblin' in saying "Thank you! Thank you! Do you still have caviar!? Where can I get some!? Thank you! Can I use the bathroom? Thank you!" They all Loooove our bathroom, I don't know why. It's not very nice, really small.
5. We have this cop that comes in a lot that I think patrols the zoo across the street. His method of transport is a segway - which is freaking awesome, but I cannot take anyone seriously on one of those things. But those things cook! Really. I wish I had one.
6. Shoe and I have decided to participate in the Big Wheel Pub Crawl which involves riding around Six Corners in Wicker Park on a Big Wheel to raise money for Children's Memorial Hospital. Fuck yeah. Join in!
So yeah...that's what I got. Where's my damn comments?
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